I'm Immortal, So I Speedrun Horror Games

"As the record holder for clearing the most supernatural instances, what's your secret to speedrunning?"

"To always approach death with reverence."

"So you're saying that because even the strongest can die, one must always be cautious when facing the supernatural?"

"No. I'm saying I've been actively trying to die all along."

Wu Wang smiles, slits his wrist, chugs a bottle of Paraquat, and walks away. He once again enters a supernatural instance with a 0% survival rate, hoping that this time, he'll finally succeed in dying.

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The Seven Virtues for a Healthy Mindset:

- Courage: The worst that can happen is I die.

- Optimism: So what? It's not like I can die anyway.

- Socializing: Why don't you all just act like I'm already dead?

- Honesty: Believe it or don't. If you don't, you can go die.

- Composure: Wouldn't things be simpler if I just died?

- Communication: So, what's the plan? Should I go die?

- Justice: I'll just kill all of you.

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